Helzer

An average 5ft specamean with broken ankles and bake pain, convicted felon, cult leader, explosive sneezing and explosive shit especially when driving but not a fearer of hot sauce this leadeds to what is known as the helzer but, AKA sweaty undercheck

My dad is a helzer

My grandpa is a helzer

by The underchekeer May 2, 2025

Nipple Herder

One who leads nipples

Mina is such a Nipple Herder; leads nipples to the Promised Land!

by MMMMmmmmMInaAAAAAA! April 10, 2011

The Herker

A charmer indeed, the herker is seductive and dangerous. Men are hypnotized by her presence, powerless to resist. She stalks her prey at night. Preferred hunting grounds are patronized by the wealthy and intoxicated (Vegas, perhaps?). Be advised: giving into the herker is costly. Blink, though, and you could miss her. Much like the chupacabra, rumors of real life encounters with the herker have become legendary, causing some to naively question whether she exists.

Whilst sitting at the bar drinking heavily, a young man senses the presence of this womanly beast. He turns to his comrade and whispers excitedly, “Dude, I think that’s the herker..."

by Rion, Fond & the Swell October 20, 2012

Hooker Herder

refers to anyone who pimps or otherwise commands multiple woman to go various places.

verb Jim HookerHerded his girl to make 4 sandwiches today.

noun I was with george yesterday and by the way he kept callin girls and getting me to do things i am deffintly classifying him as Hooker Herder.

by Zak Fetzner March 4, 2014

gauge herrera

A sexy man with a large penis.

I love Gauge Herrera's size!

by utxjrycfhmb March 1, 2017

ramona herrera

She's the hottest, bestest friend anyone could ask for. Everybody loves her soo much. She is veryyyy irreplaceable. Even though she might replace you sometimes, you love her anyways. She is the only person trustworthy for most of your problems. I would say shes a good kisser, but I've never kissed her before, Because neither of us are lesbians. I love her though!

Need a bestie? Get yourslef a Ramona Herrera!

by Monitas bestiee fo life December 29, 2017

Elephant Herders

A synonym of Trump's Cabinet.

"Damn... them Elephant Herders ain't doin a good job"

by #s r = 2 letters January 20, 2018