party helmet

Getting ready for a serious night of partying, that includes drinking, smoking pot, and perhaps a random sexual encounter.

"Hey J.J., do you have your party helmet on tonight?"

"Hell ya, Dominic, I'm ready to go."

by pinchypants April 4, 2006

polishing my helmet

giving someone a B.J.(blow job)

nigga:hey hoe start polishing my helmet
hoe:aghit but i dont come cheap

by lalalallalalalalalalal; December 30, 2007

Lord Dark Helmet

Some guy trying to imatate Darth Vader

Lord Helmet:"Lone Starr I'm am you brother's couisin's uncle's second roomate"

Lone: "What's that make us"

Lord Helmet: "Absolutley nothing

by Trogdor January 27, 2006

Ass Helmet

When someone's ass is so hairy, it looks like their ass is wearing a helmet.

Donnie took off his pants at the Bucs game and his friends asked him if that was a football helmet or just an ass helmet.

by Wild Bor January 7, 2009

The "Chocolate Helmet"

This is where you lay a large mud monkey on your partners head while violently masturbating!

Last night I gave cheech "the "chocolate helmet""

by lanegarret May 21, 2009

turkish helmet

Holding someones head under the blanket post flatulence.

My wife was being a bitch one night so I gave her a Turkish helmet.

by JGunther February 18, 2007

Helmet Cheddar

The greasy stuff that collects in the cock and balls when a man doesn't wash. see dick cheese

I told my BF no head for him till he washes off that helmet cheddar

by jonnycumlately February 11, 2007