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Heavy duty 

One that is almost fat but not fat yet.
Me “ oh my gosh that guy is faaaaat!!!!”
Grandma “ no honey that’s mean he is not fat...... he’s just heavy duty”
Heavy duty by King Koconino April 6, 2020

Heavy tack 

This expression is used to convey empathy to a difficult situation when a friend imparts bad news to you and you have no real solution for them, but you are on their side.
"me ma kicked me out of the gaff for not giving her the money I owed her" "Jaysus Tom, that's heavy tack! Shout if you need anything"
Heavy tack by girlsdancing February 25, 2021

Heavy crane operator 

When you’ve got whiskey dick, so you put her legs behind her head and just stretch the pussy out enough to lower the softie in there, (like a heavy crane operator) then continue to allow the pussy to slap shut on the noodle, then pull out and repeat

Heavy crane operator: big dick
Crane operator: small dick
Bro 1: bro I got so drunk on St Patty’s day and brought home the hottest chick.

Bro 2: sick bro how’d it go?
Bro 1: I had whiskey dick so I had to give her the ol heavy crane operator

Heavy kid 

Heavy kid someone who more than likely has trained in some form of mma. Tend to find these people in and around Birkenhead.
Heavy kid by Jack bury August 8, 2021

Heavy Phone Syndrome 

Ok well this is a really f’ed up ordeal says the wife to be of the great DrPhil her name is VaLoriah. She also bares the title of sleeping booty/buddy to PW when DrPhil is gone to work. So here it is- it happens when you’re playing on Snapchat and you hand your phone to her BAM! She suddenly stricken with heavy phone syndrome! There’s no cure apparently for this ailment however it does cause more than excessive whining as the stricken iPhone holder will go on and on for days about this extreme pain that has befell her extremity. After I don’t know a week maybe the weary soul will stop experiencing this nasty arm fatigue and it will drift from her mind but for Gods sake DO NOT LET HER HOLD YOUR PHONE AGAIN!

Also by Princess Weirdo

Also still didn’t get into my account
VaLoriah- Ohhhhh my arm hurts cuz your phone was soo very heavy! Ohhhh!

DrPhil- what’s wrong with wifey PW? What did you do to her?

VaLoriah- Awwww the pain!!

DrPhil- PW I demand an answer! Why is wifey hurting?

VaLoriah- take me to the hospital!

PW- DrPhil she is holding my phone She came down with heavy phone syndrome ok!

DrPhil- It doesn’t even have a case.

heavy bag hero 

A heavy bag hero is someone who doesn’t train in a boxing gym but hits a heavy bag, giving them the false identity of a boxer.
Jimmy- “Shawn said he wants to spar with you”
John- “Shawn? Man that kid don’t box he’s a heavy bag hero
Jimmy - “ yeah you’re right he came to my gym once and cried after sparring 🤣”