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having a brain 

being someone who has a brain.

meaning you have a brain,
might also mean you are a normal human with a brain.

you might be called brainless / braindead if you're stupid or did something stupid.
i own a brain, i like having a brain, so don't fuck it up
having a brain by Fry On HY November 19, 2020

having my ass

Having my ass is a phrase used when you cannot believe something. It is typically used in somewhat unpleasant situations. It is similar to the term deadass and can be used interchangeably
Cashier: The total for the three shirts comes out to $400
Person: Are you having my ass?! That's way too much I don't believe it.

having a meatloaf 

“what does having a meatloaf mean?”
oh it’s just alex!”
having a meatloaf by alex_big_fan September 11, 2021

Having a jerk 

Laughing and having a good time , for example watching a funny video or doing something enjoyable with friends .
Hi Chloe ! i’m currently having a jerk ! it’s making my day better
Having a jerk by jackolatern61 October 13, 2021

having a shit one 

Having a good day or… a shit one
Hey how’s it going, hope you’re having a shit one- North Borders
having a shit one by anonymous March 26, 2022

Having A Jimbo 

When the obsession around your nemesis's Fantasy Football team and score dictates everything you do on a day to day basis.
"Look at him, he's aggravated, he's tired, he's not sleeping, he's definitely 'having a Jimbo'
Having A Jimbo by TINKERMAN September 1, 2022