What Happens In Vegas Stays In Vegas

What Happens In Vegas, Stays In Vegas
('Cept Herpes, that shit stays with you for life)

Sarah: I can't remember, but I think I lost my v-card to someone last night in Vegas...

Best friend Nick, who was the one that she last her v-card to: Well honey, what happens in vegas stays in vegas. No worries.

by AddictedToGrunge July 7, 2009

Happenable

feasible, probable

"Do you think we'll win today?"
"That's happenable."

by Oom7ggoom7 July 27, 2009

Pics or it didn't happen

A statement made by an individual when someone tells a story they believe is false. They request photographic evidence to prove it actually happened.

Laura: Why were you late?

Casey: Sorry. I got in a car crash. Front bumper and headlight got slaughtered. Had to call an Uber to get here.

Laura: Pics or it didn't happen.

Casey: *shows pictures of his wrecked car*

Laura: Sorry, these are clearly fake

by KnightofNerdom April 23, 2019

halvening

What a creepto cultist calls the event when creepto mining rewards are halved. Every cult needs its cult terminology, and this is one of those terms. See also HODL for "hold", and calling any dump phase (of a pump and dump scam) a "Flash Crash".

Anyone who's not a creepto cultist would call the event a halving of the mining reward. Only douchnozzle cultists call it a halvening.

by therealmookmerkin October 2, 2019

what happens when i die

You get shat on by a bird, have a sizure cus it cum on u to fash and die by a ford get fenesed mate

What happens when i die

by Actimel lover 82 May 13, 2021

What happen to dad?

he died.

John: What happen to dad?
Bob: He died.

by your dad in a disguise. August 26, 2021

Nudez or it didn't happen.

When someone doesn't believe that you "got some" they say this phrase. Meaning, if there are no nudy shots, nothing happened.

John: Yeah, man, I totally got laid last night.
Henry: Yeah right dude. Nudez or it didn't happen.

by That's what I thought, Mika. June 23, 2009