half a stock

A semi erection, where one simply goes chubby in the trouser department.

Fuck me, Kerry is hot. I swear she gave me half a stock!

by The-Shield March 1, 2004

half life 2

simply the god of all and every game that has ever been made. for half life 2 brings shame to all.

dude 1: dude u gat half life 2 yet?
dude 2: no, i just pass up the oppitunity to buy the greatest game of all time so i have more time to masterbate and make fun of the old and retarted.
dude 1: you shuld get it, it rules!

by keiran December 9, 2004

Half Boyfriend

Having a male that you do relationship things with but you are not in a relationship with them. You can go hook up with other guys with no worries cause you're half single.

That's my half boyfriend but I'm still half single... So hello!

by Ash Kay November 11, 2015

halfiversary

A couple's 6 month anniversary (similar to a half birthday).

Prem and Becky got married on July 11th, so they celebrated their halfiversary on January 11th.

by Premdawg January 12, 2011

not half bad

Unexpectedly decent, but not great.

That flip turn was not half bad said the beginner swim coach.

by mica21mica May 17, 2016

Cuts you in half with a lightsaber

A sentence interrupter created from the fact that in Star wars the old republic you have the option to kill people mid conversation.

So I was at the park the other day and I sa-

CUTS YOU IN HALF WITH A LIGHTSABER

by Coined by Kummer May 11, 2010

half girlfriend

A girl that you're talking to or you have a thing with but she's not officially your girl friend

Makenna is my half girlfriend. We've been dating a little, but were not fully official yet

by acchill October 17, 2015