Guimos

A mexican who dresses like a guido or jersey shore guy. Usually has two or more of the following such as stupid ass haircut, both ears pierced, tight shirts with collars and the sleeves barely even cover the shoulder area, tight girl pants, thinking they are "bad ass" or "get all the girls" type of mind set, always use the word "swag" Always has a pair of sunglasses that look terrible and overly gelled hair.

Marcus:Hey did you see those mexicans?

Joe: Yeah fucking guimos. Need to go back to their snake skin boots with extra long points, big ass belt buckles, and taco hats.

Marcus: Yeah they need to get it straight! There not Italian! why do they need to steal styles, it doesnt get girls.

by BEA5T December 17, 2011

Guimo

Exhibiting both guido and emo traits simultaneously. Can be used as a noun or an adjective.

Bragging to your friends about the skank you banged, then crying alone because she broke your heart.

It is guimo when someone you try to intimidate stands up for themselves and you then cry because they don't respect you.

Person 1: "I spend all my time at the gym so I'll look good and people still don't respect me or acknowledge how tough I am :*( "

Person 2: "Wow. You are a guimo."

by OdoyleRules November 17, 2009

Guido Werner

In other words Mr. Man, nobody can come close to the awesomeness! Best, Better, Even fucking better, Guido Werner OOO YEAH

O my god its Guido Werner, I need a tissue

by GWADAMN March 6, 2010

guido

a sorry excuse for italians

those jersey shore kids think they're real italians. no, they're just guidos

by eeeeeeeep September 9, 2011

Guido

Guido- Usually referred to as really potent and loud weed.

-"Aye bro, did you grab the guido?"

-"Yea it's in the jean jacket."

by Mer Thang November 21, 2011

Guigo

Guigo is the best looking guy in the world and he is really cool, hes often called "namorado da iris", has a great sense of humor and is smart

Damn ur soo cool! You look like Guigo.

by wftguigo February 25, 2021

Chin-Guido

A Chinese male who dresses in designer clothes, gels his hair, lives in the gym, short tempered, and fist pumps at the clubs.

This can also apply to Chinese females. A Chin-guidette.

Yo man, you see that fist pumpin' Chin-Guido over there rappin' to your girl?

by Panada Express March 22, 2010