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grape vine 

the last drop of cum that comes out of a mans cock that is thicker than the rest
One day I, Aaron, came home from taco bell and my wife, Valerie came up to me after i walked into the door and she whispered in my ear that she was so fucking horny. So i threw her on the hard wood floor, then we proceeded to undress each other then she put my trick or treat stick in her pudding basket. then i thrusted it in and out and made her baby cannon moist and slippery, while she screamed i smacked her in the face, but not to hard. Then my slime volcano began to erupt baby yogurt so i took it and spread it all on her lower back. then she licked the rest off. but she took the grape vine and rubbed it on her milk machines. The End.
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GRAPE DOUCHE 

A mixture of Island Blue Pucker Schnaaps and Watermelon Pucker Schnaaps
Last night we had a party and we drank quite a few Grape Douches
GRAPE DOUCHE by Necki January 13, 2007

grape drank 

itz that drank thats served cold in hotlanta. could be served by tha jug. ex. jugga-drank
how to make - 1 cup of drank, 1 jolly rancher, some st. ives body wash (only in that purple stuff.. nah mean?)
what u kno bout that grape drank?
grape drank by trap star May 12, 2006

grape jelly 

greasy hair, love dur love, blink 182 poser, writing on pants, slurred speech, gross, brush it off, ten feet, the nastiest thing ever, get it away, GOD HELP HIM!
omg that person is sooo grape jelly.
ew, god that annoying person should date grape jelly.
YUCK RUB MY GRAPE JELLY!
i can be like grape jelly.
why dont you like me? maybe its your greasy grape jelly hair.
grape jelly by lovedurlove March 24, 2007

Grape Jelly Cunt 

when a woman's cunt area is filled with any type of jelly, jam, or preserves. It is best used as a comeback.
"Linda your a slut"
"Yeah well at least my mom doesn't have a grape jelly cunt"
or
"Linda your a slut"
"Yeah well at least my mom's cunt isn't filled with grape jelly!"
a fat black guy preferabley over 400 pounds
Godamn that is one big Grape Ape
grape ape by Anthony Clark January 24, 2006

Grape Fruit 

The act of getting so lonely you carve a hole in a great fruit, heat it up for 30 seconds, and masturbate with it.
"Oh my god this grape fruit is amazing!"
Grape Fruit by Colojolo July 26, 2009