Gooning

The act of "going online" or "going on" so as to join a groupchat or video game party. Hence the abbreviation "to goon" or "gooning".

We gooning COD Warzone tonight.

by YungCarl April 19, 2024

gooking

when a guy is geeking and gooning at once

the gooking session was crazy so intense

by kleineTracy April 19, 2024

goobington

A colloquial variation of “goober”. Can be used interchangeably.

-Bro, don’t be such a goobington.

-Omg Felicia is such a goobington.

by Ruraldefs April 23, 2024

Goofingidus

Incontrollable goofiness

Dougie:"hey Douglas do you wanna go watch midget wrestling"
Douglas:"na that'll mess with my street cred"
Dougie:(in a really hard southern accent)"Damn brother i really wanna go fuckin wrestle up some midgets i want straight goofingidus in this hoe"

by ChooiceKisser69420 April 25, 2024

Goping

To start banging your genitals with a hard, rough object (Like a brick or rock), to stimulate sexual ejaculation. This method is usable on males and females but is more effective on males.

Hey dude, I just found a new rock, wanna go goping later?

by Ambiguos dealer May 8, 2024

Goosing

Ejaculating whilst jelqing.

I goosed so hard last night I almost passed out, I was shooting ropes! W sesh.

Goosing is always a great finish to a jelqing session.

by jelqmastergyattgod May 13, 2024

goosing

The act of ejaculating after a jelq session.

I goosed like crazy yesterday. Shooting ropes is my favorite end to a jelq session.

Them: what do you enjoy doing after a long jelq sesh?
Me: Goosing has become my new favorite jelq conclusion.

by jelqmastergyattgod May 13, 2024