Gooch Breath

After licking ones "gooch" there may be a aroma of "gooch" on ones breath.

hey dont let that dog lick you matt, for it has licked its gooch. Now, you have gooch breath. Well done!

by theonetheycallstu November 22, 2006

Scoop Gooch

The act of taping and/or glueing your own testicles to your gooch.

Why? - Because when you’re fucking your bro, your nuts may not come into contact or you will be gay.

What if I have my socks on? - Good question. Well socks are like condoms; accidents happen.

What if I tell my bro, “no homo.”? - If you can tell him no homo every time your nuts touch without running out of breath, then good on you.

Chad: “Hey man, I love you!”
Joey: “Bro you didn’t say no homo; that’s gay.”
Chad: “don’t worry bro; I’m scoop goochin.”
Joey: “that’s my bro, bro!”

by Mr. Reasonably Reasonable February 4, 2019

harry gooch

the wrinkly worthless skin between the ass and the ball sack that when a man does not take proper care of his manly hygene gets gooch cheese. When the man has sexual relations with a woman that also does not take proper care of her feminine hygene and her pubic hairs get rubbed off during sex. The hairs then get stuck in the mans gooch cheese and he now has a harry gooch.

Stephanie is so nasty! Justin and her are perfect for each other, I bet she gave him a harry gooch

by Jenjenk84 June 12, 2008

Athlete’s Gooch

Basically, athlete’s foot running from your sphincter to your grundle. Usually has snake-like texture and the odor of a decomposing body.

Bro, did you hear Garrrry has a sever case of Athlete’s Gooch? It smells like he has the crypt keeper in a triangle hold.

by Gary Van Goochenstein June 13, 2018

Festive Gooch

The days between Christmas Day and New Year.
A period of uncertainty

"Whats going on?"
"Nothing. Same old Festive Gooch"

by Boggins. October 12, 2010

gooch run

when a girl or gay guy licks from the tip of your dick all the way to your asshole. thus going through the gooch

cindy gives great gooch runs

by heavymann112233 August 19, 2009

Quindarious Gooch

UNLAWFUL POSS. OF MARIJUANA

Quindarious Gooch aggressively raped bless.

by sexualattractiontowardsjewmen March 18, 2022