Cigarette gnomes

A disease where the infected does not smoke cigarettes on a regular basis but occasionally one lit cigarette just appears in their hand and they commence the smoking just because it is already there and lit.
"Oh hey I didn't know you smoked cigarettes?"

"Oh no I just have cigarette gnomes"
by Tobacc co August 05, 2018
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Strawberry Gnome

Little Mexican men that ring your doorbell trying to sell strawberries. They are also often seen on street corners. Height may not exceed 5 feet.
I was so annoyed when I had to get up to answer the door, only to find a strawberry gnome trying to sell me fruit.
by Happy Joe10 July 23, 2011
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Gravy Gnome

A moniker for Justin.tv streamer Steven "Destiny" Bonnell Jr the 2nd. In February of 2014 while livestreaming Bonnell accidentally spilt a jar of gravy all over his blue trenchcoat, eventually leading chat to refer to him as the "Gravy Gnome" with the name sticking ever since.
After rescuing the swedish princess from the evil warlord known as Max, the Gravy Gnome and his beloved set off into the sunset...
by Cottonpapero July 29, 2022
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Anus Gnome

When you have the need to take a huge shit but only a little bit comes out.
I was about to drop a huge deuce but it turned out to be an Anus Gnome
by Werycf October 30, 2018
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Floor Gnome

One who does all to most activities on the floor; including but not limited to: Sleeping, computer, eating, tv, laughing, being tickled, MMORPGS, getting hammered, being tricky, telling stories, getting tooth aches, heavy breathing, not breathing, joking, Call of Duty, masturbating, and of course, living.
Dave: Pete, let's go get a job.
Pete: No.
Dave: All you do is lay in the floor.
Pete: I'd rather play Call of Duty.
Dave: You're being a total Floor Gnome.
Pete: Fuck you.
by Colton Hayworth June 12, 2011
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Volume Gnomes

The invisible creatures who sneak into your empty, locked car and crank up the volume on the stereo so that it blares at 120 decibels when you return to the car and turn on the ignition. Some people mistakenly believe this phenomenon is due to the periodic cranking up of the stereo that takes place during a long drive, when in actuality it's due to the Volume Gnomes.
I think I'm going deaf. When I turned on my car, my Led Zeppelin CDwas playing at full blast. Volume Gnomes must've snuck in and cranked it up.
by markvw59 April 25, 2012
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lawn gnome

When you pass out in someone's lawn, you magically transform into one of these majestic mythical creatures.
Old lady Cooper found a lawn gnome in her yard this morning after the wedding reception.
by Donny Mac July 19, 2011
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