Gerk

Twerking of a penis.

I’ll send you a gerk video later tonight.

by ASTREER$ July 20, 2023

Gerkel

an imaginary friend(but he's actually real), who's never there, until he is.

he's your dad, your little brother, and that strange guy down at the corner who spends the entire day staring at the wall mumbling weird shit.

Person(1) hey are you going to the party tomorrow?

Person(2) Actually!! I'm already there with these 9 strangers i met, we're partying outside the entrance playing campfire songs, and this one guy brought some homebrewed beers and spirits. you wanna join?

person(1) i dunno, that sounds kinda strange.
Person(2) oh dude! you have to come, i swear it's such a fucking vibe!!!
Person(1) allright then i'll be there in 30 minutes!
person 1 gets there, but person 2 is nowhere to be seen.
person(1) Hey! where is person(2)?

Stranger - oh, he left 20 minutes ago
Person(1) fucking Gerkel!!!

by DrilleGnome August 17, 2024

Gerkling

The act of flashing Chinese kids.

“I still can't believe Todd went Gerkling without us.”

by Mr. Harry Tickles September 19, 2023

gerkshire

to gork the gerk

when a man gerkshire he gorks the gerk

by TheBigFatJudd October 2, 2023

Glerkenheimer

Someone lacking knowledge on a Zax.

You're a Glerkenheimer!

by RobuxRb21219 November 2, 2023

gerkan

German spelled with a typo

idiot: "today I talked with a gerkan person"
other idiot: "idiot it's called german not gerkan"

by yeetyboi56 January 6, 2024

Gerkin’

To Gerk / Gerk Walk is the act of schmoovin with such viscosity and swagger, that those around you fall victim to a trance like state, and simply much start two steppin along side.

“Hey Mark you see that guy Gerkin’ on the New York news?”

“John, what the fuck are you talking about?”

“Yeah man, it was wild, he started Gerkin’ in front of the Macy’s parade, everyone was gerkin’ by the end of it, some were even jerkin’ man it was… it was wild.”

by X Isn’t Real November 25, 2023