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Globally warm

Extremely hot day, apparently due to the effects of global warming
Jeez this must be the first globally warm day of the year
by Bobertino228 March 16, 2009
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global traveler

A global traveler is one who has been murdered and dismembered. The body parts are then distributed to remote geographic locations across the globe. Also could be referred to as a "jet setter".
"Have you seen Jake lately? He's been missing for two weeks."

"I haven't seen him for a long time. These dudes down the block told me that he's a global traveler so you might not see him around anymore."
by goochlive April 14, 2010
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globalicon

Corporation that will take over the world........eventually!
global:icon music production
global:icon frequency transmission records
global:icon getaways
etc etc
by global:icon May 14, 2005
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Global warming

An observed increase in the global average temperatures; especially an increase in temperature sufficient to cause climate change
Global warming, contrary to popular belief will have few negative effects such as sea level rise, heavier rainfall and more erratic weather patterns, humanity will still likely be able to adapt and a warmer climate in of itself will not be the end of the world
by Weathercaster1021 March 13, 2021
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global menopause

Charecterize by temperature swings and abrubt changes in weather. Provides explanation for Global Warming and Global Cooling, extremes in weather...Also known as Global Climate Change
Global Warming will lead to an Ice Age...hunh? I actually got sunburned in Belgium...Yeah the world is going through global menopause.
by Commoguy April 20, 2010
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globalwarmanizing

1. a term used to mock global warming when something meteorologically happens that flies in the face of the global warming argument.
1. Dude, it's snowing in South Carolina for the first time in 30 years. There is obviously some globalwarmanizing going on.

2. I must say old chap, I am quite concerned about the globalwarmanizing that is taking place. They're snatchin' up our ice caps and melting that junk down.

3. Bobby: Hey Hoss-Diesel, did you know that 200 years ago, it was an average .23 degrees cooler than it is today??

Hoss-Diesel: Tool, Al Gore's done dropped some globalwarmanization on yo head!
by nicksjuzunk December 26, 2010
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global warming crisis

political fabrication by those lusting for inordinate control

see also: fascist strategems

It's the sun, stupid.
As the sun's myriad of natural cycles approach intersection solar output increases radically thereby heating planets proportionally. Unfortunately some deem this solar warming a global warming crisis irrationally insisting it be man made all the while ignoring the ONE source of heat in the proximate cosmos. These people are oft refered to as the cult of manmadeglobalwarning. Well before the dawn of man there were numerous ice ages and global warmings.
by Honor Sursault June 18, 2013
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