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Glock

Noun: a gun for those who are practical.
I see alot of Glock bashing in favor of Sig's but lets be honest, for the price of a sig you can get 2 glocks, in the same caliber, you can also get replacement parts for about 1/4 the price. If your sig has a serious malfunction and you have to take it to a gunsmith you will have to do some deep digging to find a sig certified armorer, whereas glock armorers are a dime a dozen I know 6 of them without trying to find one. I am not arguing that a sig is a bit more accurate than the glock, thats a fact, however the accuracy difference is unnoticable at closer ranges (the ones that happen in real life like 25ft) The glock is easily the most reliable handgun on the market today with a larger mag capacity than sig or baretta and is the easiest on your wallet. It also requires less Preventive maintenance than any other gun. Everytime I hear about a jam or a malfunction with a glock, it's because someone didn't read the owners manual and applied gun grease or someone over oiled it, or hasn't cleaned it in 25 yrs(no shit actually happened...to a cop no less.) I am not saying its the best gun ever, but for CCW purposes and constant use, it is the best option for most. However if your a competition shooter and money is limitless, go sig or custom 1911.
I went shooting with a bunch of friends, who gave me no end of shit about owning a Glock not a sig. after 100 rounds the first sig jammed and needed a thourogh cleaning. after 500 rounds the second sig got a bullet lodged in the barrel and had to be taken out of commission for the day. after 2000 rounds the glock hadn't jammed and we were out of ammo.
by Cheif smackaho August 29, 2012
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glooks

a gay way of men saying thank you to each other
yo bro glooks”
by nick apparently July 23, 2019
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glockenspeil

a cool word that should be used in every sentance.
e.g "I am feeling kinda glockenspeilish today hoorah!" or "i wish i had the glockenspeil to pull that tarty skirt off".
by Rozalia September 2, 2005
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Glock

To take, consume, watch, or any other general interaction with anything.
Yo' man you should let me glock on that good dutch.
by Cheeeeh March 14, 2010
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glock

A semi-automatic pistol, available in 9mm, .40S&W, .45ACP, .380 auto, 10mm auto and .357 Sig.

Used by the Victorian (Australian) Police and is known for its reliability, yet in the internet multiplayer game, Counter Strike, is known as the worse gun avalible. Other functions of the gun include Semi-automatic and burst firle
That n00b bought the glock.
by Leemin November 2, 2004
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glock 19

im gunna shot you with my glock
by travis January 15, 2004
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Glock Rocket

Someone who plays video games online and their main objective is to piss other players off to the point where they want to rip their own pubes out. They do this by doing annoying things such as n00b tubing, stabbing, using rocket launchers, camping, or running around with pistols.
I hate when a Glock Rocket camps at our spawn points!!!
by CallMeACamper November 22, 2010
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