rose-cunted glasses

- to look back on a past relationship and exaggerate about how good the sex was.

"Whenever he thought about their time together he always did so through rose-cunted glasses."

by spookfish March 10, 2015

Giessing

He may be a dynamic guy, he may be a handsome guy and he may be a very clever little white boy. But when it comes down to his streetness or flexibleness, he ain't got that much to say!

"Dude?!"
"What up?"
"That girl is very goodlooking!"
"As if..."

He just made a Giessing.

by KHDT October 7, 2010

Gessel

the most badass name ever.

person 1: they look lame...
person 2: no bro! that's GESSEL.
person 1: ohhh shit....

by The cooolest kidd August 17, 2011

shot glass

1. (n) a small glass container, typically 1.5 US fl oz, used to serve hard liquor.

2. (n) a woman who is so uptight and self-righteous that her vagina is no larger than a shot glass, and about as comfortable to fuck.

See also: blue balls

(1) Hey hand me that shot glass of Patron, I'm about to get wild!

(2) Another Christmas party with Shot Glass? Damn, hand me the Patron!

by malfunctioning box October 11, 2010

Glass Jaw

1.A jaw that is easily broken by a punch to the face or chin.
2.A person with a glass jaw can't take many punches and loses a fight very quickly, usually by being knocked out.

"You shouldn't throw stones if you live in a glass house and if you got a glass jaw you should watch your mouth, because ill break your face." - 50 Cent

by J-zKo* April 9, 2009

coke-bottle glasses

extremely thick eyeglass lenses

That kid with the coke-bottle glasses may look funny but he has a bad attitude.

by Light Joker August 4, 2007

glassick

To never make a cup in beer pong.

Chris got glassicked during the game because his partner never made a shot.

by Andrew A. Smith January 25, 2008