gladsterbating

The Act of masturbating while wrapped in Glad Wrap(cling film)

While his parents weren't home, he wrapped himself up and started gladsterbating.

by Chromecide March 11, 2008

flaco malaco glade

a word to describe any emotion or any situtation.

That door is flaco malaco glade.

by waghghgh April 5, 2008

Gladiator pit

State Prison or penitentiary, more specifically someones first stay at said facility in lieu of county jail for repeated offences, making them a noob or a "fresh fish".

Person a: Joe just got sentenced for his fourth drunk driving
Person b: What did he get, a year in the county lockup?
person a: No, shit just got real for Joe, they sent him up to the gladiator pit.

by Elwoood13 August 19, 2013

gladiators helmet

The act of putting your testicles on anothers eyes and running your penis down theyre nose resembling a gladiators helmet

My girlfriend in bed has a sexual preference for a gladiators helmet.

by BigDaddySaul February 5, 2014

Gladhanding

The act of giving someone a hand job through a trash bag.

I refuse to date my garbage collector, but I’ve been gladhanding him for years.

by Hoo Lee Gan December 13, 2019

Gladwin

This boy's dad went for the milk and never came back. My guy had enough of the boy

Gladwin: Hey dad
Dad:

by Jamil Smillen March 10, 2021

Glad Rag

A reusable fabric pad used for menstruation. Most often homemade,as an alternative to wasteful, enviromentally harmful disposable products. Glad Rags have also been commodified, fittingly, under the brand name "glad rags".

That dirty hippy threw her glad rags in with my laundry and now I don't have any more white shirts.

by Squat Punk January 18, 2006