viking funeral

when you take a shit in someone's mouth then break their jaw.

"last night I gave my ex a viking funeral!"

by jay bizzle July 29, 2006

viking funeral

An overblown, overpriced funeral for a public figure -- such as a musician, politician, actor, or athlete -- that is vastly disproportionate to how much attention s/he needed to receive.

Peter: "Hey, did you see Paris speaking at the Michael Jackson funeral?"

Stewart: "How could I not? That viking funeral was on every blasted channel!"

by Yet Another Josh Cohen July 14, 2009

Fuxer

A fuxer is like saying fucker but better. Cuz no one else know what it means. A Fuxer is also a bitchmade fatass stupid guy that needs to grow nut-hair. So when you meet up with a guy and he's messin with you dont take it, tell him "Now, you go home fuxer!"

by Maf Team July 12, 2003

Fuerteventura

A word used to symbolise the f-word without directly referring to you swearing.

"What the fuerteventura?!" shouted Tom.

by DumbPaperclip March 19, 2019

Thatchers Funeral

Slang for £10million or a large amount of GBP/Money.

Stoke have offered a Thatchers funeral for Grant Holt

by DareTheDev April 17, 2013

Viking Funeral

When you're smoking a cigarette while taking a dump, and you lift up your junk and toss the butt into the bowl, and it lands on top of your turd and keeps burning. The only solution to this tragic epic is to give the fallen warrior an expedited trip to Valhalla through the boiling kettle of Hymer, i.e., a courtesy flush.

I was smoking in the john this morning, and I got a Viking funeral. I had to give it a quick flush before it totally stunk up the place.

by OldOllie July 21, 2016

Fuder

capacity to consume large volumes of mint chocolate chip dairy products.

you totally fuder'ed that dairy brah.

by HCIC June 10, 2011