When your friend is at a hype function and is getting lit with the alt girls with doc martins and trauma
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Suzan is functionally alternative, she might hurt herself with a soup spoon but she'll hurt you with her knowledge of appropriate Shakespeare insults.
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The word Funcois has origins in england during the 1500s where the english people would use the word Funcois for a replacement for fuck or bitch.
how to use Funcois in modern time
example: You ate my cheetos you damn Funcois. or What the Funcois, jerry
example: You ate my cheetos you damn Funcois. or What the Funcois, jerry
by TheFuncois man September 22, 2022
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A lot of guys are functioning virgins because they don't go out and take girls on dates or even attempt to go out of their way to introduce themselves to girls because they're afraid of rejection. Either that or lack confidence.
by Yobi Bear March 13, 2023
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Many good-looking guys who are well-groomed and take care of themselves are functioning virgins because they don't go out and take girls on dates or even attempt to introduce themselves to girls because they're afraid of rejection. An example would be like Gym-Bros
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