Funch

To hunch someone in the face (sexual relations to another's face). Also applicable to oral sex.

I funched my Girlfriend last night.

by Dr. Jonas Finklestein August 28, 2007

Functioning

Partaking in an event along with your peers or with a member of the opposite sex that is highly enjoyable.

Example 1:
me: How was the party last night?
her: That shit was functioning!

Example 2:
numero uno: What u boutta do tonight?
numero dos: Imma get it functioning with some hoochie!

by aktives March 15, 2009

funcussion

A group of Japanese highschoolers in gold shirts having fun playing the drums.

Ichiro and Toyota invited us to do some funcussion, remember to bring your gold shirt.

by MarkMillarLicksGoats July 23, 2013

Funcle

A man who is both one's father and uncle. If someone "has a funcle", you're saying they're really dumb and demented. Persephone from Greek mythology quite literally had a funcle. If someone "marries their funcle", you're saying they will do anything without hesitation.

guy 1: That's weird.
guy 2: that is NOT weird! You totally have a funcle!

by Aphrodite's Reincarnation March 1, 2009

Funcle

A cross between a father and uncle. Like when your mom marries her husband's brother or has sex with him.

Usually done between incestual familie's who have no scrupels about who they get it on with or what monstrosities they may produce if they happen to get pregnant by the funcle.

that girl's dad's brother married his wife. Now he's her funcle.

by psuef March 30, 2009

funch

fun lunch-lunch with drinks.

"oh lets go to go get take out then go to the liquor store for some booze then we'll go home and have funch."

by ii haaatteeeee yooooouuuuuuuuu April 17, 2009

funcool

one who is both fun and cool.
however, this is not to be confused with the term "cunfool," which is quite the opposite.

"Hey, you know that chic chloe? Man, is she a funcool or what?"

by peppermint pattie April 6, 2009