Fruit

So fruit. Some fruit look like light bulbs, see strawberries look like buttplugs. and grapes look like anal beads. and a squash looks like Monster Cock. and a banana looks like a dildo, (obviously) and yeah. these wam bam toys are the best like no cap for real bruvvvie wyvvie smh my head anal fuck hesd sorry. so if someone says they like fruit, they secretly love sex toys inside them.:)

Person 1: mmm fruits are so good inside me

person 2: wtf

by balogna mans March 16, 2022

fruit hockey

when you’re in the gym shower and guys are smacking their penises against other guys testicles, as the dick is the stick and the loins are the puck

rodney: bro i heard you and coach have been playing fruit hockey

horace: only a lil bit my jit

by lildog776 November 17, 2022

Squashed Fruit Salad

A squashed fruit salad is created by tucking your cock and balls between your legs and pressing your butt and junk against a window/glass door.

Dude, did he just moon you?

Worse! He gave me a squashed fruit salad.

Gross!

by Kibosh January 8, 2008

velvet fruit loop

A persons rectum. The butthole

Lick my Velvet Fruit Loop

I fucked her velvet fruit loop

by Rawsyn November 7, 2018

Your fruit salad is a little wet...

You got a little coke on your nose - term from the 1980s

"Amy, your fruit salad is a little wet..." he said knowingly.

by Bloop22222222 January 15, 2019

Your fruit salad is a little wet...

1. You have a little coke on your nose.
2. You wiped after dropping a deuce but not well enough.

She came up for air, her hair flying over her shoulder, and I had to tell her, "Your fruit salad is a little wet..."

He was about to eat my ass but then he paused and said, "Your fruit salad is a little wet..."

by poopsterbot January 17, 2019

Lil Fruit Snacc

The best SoundCloud Rapper ever

Lil Fruit Snacc outta this

by LilFruitsnaccfan September 17, 2020