firestarter

Somebody who basically starts fires for fun or to do damage to a person or a person's property. Usually fucked up in the head in some way. See arson.

"That firestarter bitch burned down my house, now I'm going to kill her and cut off her fucking head!"

by IceWarm November 21, 2004

Fresa

Sapnish slang for a conceited bitch

" Pinche Fresa!"

trns: Fuckin Conceited Bitch!

by Nocty December 20, 2003

fretard

someone who is just freaking retarded but not quite a fucktard

in the army the rank before fucktard

You see that gut over there, yeah he is a fucktard! You! YOUR NOT EVEN GOOD ENOUGH TO BE A FUCKTARD, YOU ARE A FRETARD!!!

by Vampyro May 13, 2005

Fiesta Pack

Sticking one's penis in someone's ear between 11pm and 11am, preferably while they are sleeping

"I slept at Richard's house and woke up to a fiesta pack!"

by Rusty Pockets December 7, 2009

Frescalade

An Escalade SUV that is obviously a lemon, or at least lemon-y, like the soft drink "Fresca".

After the 5th malfunction in as many weeks, We had my Frescalade towed back to the Cadillac dealership with instructions for them to "keep it".

by Jaggsokc March 24, 2010

Ford Fiesta

An ugly hatchback made by Ford and bought by losers who think they're the next Ken Block or Tanner Faust. This hatchback can mostly be seen driven around by uneducated rednecks who try to drift a FWD system in an empty parking lot (the lot was evacuated at the sight of this vehicle). People often act surprised when they go on the back country roads and their wheels fall off at 5 mph in this vehicle. Nobody is sure why, they saw rally drivers do it on TV, so why can't they?

Person 1: Yo did you see Ken Block drift that Ford Fiesta around that track?
Person 2: Yeah that was pretty sweet
Person 1: I bet I can do the same thing, watch this *dips around corner at 10 mph and makes a weird squealing noise*
Person 1: That was so easy, watching Ken Block has taught me a lot, I think I'll stop by the shop today and grab a spoiler to increase my drift radius
Person 2: Yeah you do that...

by DiggyDigger69 May 14, 2016

fresca

Drink that once consumed reacts with the body and creates a old vagina because only old women drink it.

Ralph drank a fresca and now he has a vagina!

by tkiu October 6, 2005