Frescalade

An Escalade SUV that is obviously a lemon, or at least lemon-y, like the soft drink "Fresca".

After the 5th malfunction in as many weeks, We had my Frescalade towed back to the Cadillac dealership with instructions for them to "keep it".

Frescalade by Jaggsokc March 24, 2010

Freshcalade

A close relative to the Cadillac Escalade, a Freshcalade is a "pimped out version" of said vehicle. Annoying and unnecessary accesories features include, but are not limited to:

-Large Chrome Rims 24" or larger
- Tires with that shit that makes them all oily and shiny
-TV monitors in the mirrors, sun visor, headrest, etc.
-Stupidly loud stereo sytem with over 1000 watts of
obnoxious power
-Louis Vuitton, Gucci, Fendi, Burberry or some other god awful upholstery.
-A ridiculously large and fragrant canister of strawberry
or vanilla car scent that one could smell from two city
blocks away

Generally driven by rappers, dope dealers, pro-athletes, Italians or ignorant suburban white kids who are trying to gain "street cred".

"Yo, what did Ricky do with all that settlement money?"

"He went out and bought him self a dope new Freshcalade sitting on duece fours son! Your boy is pimped the fuck out."
"Shit, I would a saved a grip of loot and bought a Kia Sedona"

Freshcalade by ozsevenzero February 27, 2008

freshcapade 

when an upperclassmen hooks up with many many freshmen

Even though he had a girlfriend his own age, anthony went on a freshcapade and got himself some youngens.

freshcapade by COREYandMICHELLE November 1, 2007

frescade 

The blending of fresca and lemonade which results in a delicious-tasting concoction.

I just had my first frescade and it was so damn good!

frescade by JPsKills10 July 7, 2010

Freshcapade 

A wild and exciting adventure of being or getting fresh.

Man we were on a freshcapade today at the mall!

Freshcapade by snkrhead2323 August 8, 2010

freecalate 

To urinate or deficate in an area other than a toilet.

Such as a dog using the bathroom in your bed. A child in his diaper. An angry man in front of patrons in a restarant or bar as an act of drunkiness.

Tim, in a drunkin mind state, told the bartender, "Fuck You!" after he refused to serve him another drink, pulled out his penis and began to freecalate. He was later beaten and drug out of the establishment by bouncers.

freecalate by dwayne May 12, 2004

freshcapade 

An exciting adventure in the fresh air

I'm getting cabin fever - let's go on a freshcapade!

freshcapade by artie90210 April 11, 2020