FPU

Female Parental Unit refers to the wife of the married boyfriend for which you are having an extramarital affair with.

What is your alibi for the FPU this week? I have time to hook up. The FPU just took the kids to a movie.

by icarusymwv January 21, 2010

fpeiky

A brainless jerk who only idles in various IRC channels on different servers, never saying a single damn word. Maybe a bot.

There is fpeiky again, the lame sucker!

by bazooka357 July 16, 2008

fpub

Acronym for fake, petty uber-bitch

I hate all her small talk, she's such a fpub.

by bmista January 7, 2010

FPSRazor

a sweet ass mother fucker also known as Connor Pickup

OMG FPSRazor is such a badass!

by PruityFebblez December 2, 2013

FPS

FPS is an abbreviated term for Fractured Penis Syndrome.
FPS does not mean that one's penis is injured. It means that one is born with a dysfunctional penis.

My best friend was dumped by his girl friend because she found out that he had an FPS.

by ejrtrodzuvpplor September 5, 2016

FPNJs

Fake Peeps No Jokes -- they are professional fakers

I don't need FPNJs in my life, ruling my life with lies.

by Anonymous@AJ September 24, 2018

fpab

fucking pussy ass bitch

u know that lauren chick. yea she’s a fpab.

by master of yeeting December 19, 2018