Whole Foods Cherry

A virgin ginger bitch who tends to be on the tinier side. She tends to be non-vaccine, and she is usually a bitch.

Me: Yo, I just banged that Whole Foods Cherry.
Him: Damn, good for you I guess, but I’m not about that shit.

by ThatCheebsKid July 15, 2019

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Whoke foods

When what you're shopping for isn't nearly as important as where you're shopping for it.

"Are those locally sourced vegetables? "
"Of course... I always shop WHOKE FOODS"

by Treblatsirc December 18, 2019

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face foods

foods that come from a source that had a face or a Mom/Dad i.e. animal, meats.

Beth, do you want a hamburger or hot dogs? " Naw man, I don't eat face foods, I love animals."

by ElDubbers January 22, 2020

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The only day in the year you can tell someone you have a crush on how you really feel about them because you know that if they turn you down, you can just say "sike, it's April fools, I can't believe you fell for it, haha". After that you slowly die inside

Me: I've waited so long to tell you this, I love you!
My crush: You're just a friend to me, i don't like you.
Me: Haha, It's April fools, you're so stupid. You actually believed that!
Also me: "fuck life, what's the point of living"

by Itsjustmeyesme April 1, 2020

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april fools

a day people use to joke with people without any cautions

i fucked your mom last night.... april fools!!!

by m y r o n April 1, 2020

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Rapril Fools

The act of telling a chick you are going to rape them, but then say afterwards "April Fools!"

...but then you actually rape them.

tyrant: I havn't been laid in a minute dawg

Big East: Today is a good day if any to play a Rapril Fools joke on some skanky twat.

Tryant: What is that? I pop out of the bushes with a knife and yell you're gonna get raped, then tell them April Fools?

Big Easy: Yea. Then you rape them.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 1, 2020

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