flubbergunk

when reading a simple word to yourself and it seems completely foreign but in reality it is a very simple word.

when passing a sign for a pub with my bestie, that read, "Rip Tide Charlie's"

bestie: "What? R-I-P tide? What is R-I-P tide?"

me: "it's Rip-tide, dummy. Rip tide."

bestie: "bahahahaaaaaah, there needs to be a name for this".

me: "Flubbergunk."

by JeannaJaye October 5, 2013

Flub the Duck

The act of self gratification by palming the shaft or in the female version to flick the bean.

Also the act of screwing up an action.

DUDE! I swear to God I flubbed the duck so hard last night I almost ripped it out!

So...I flub the duck twice a day

Uh oh...I flubbed the duck somehow...forgot to tell my wife that the condom broke.

by The Tofu of Drems July 25, 2014

Flubberghasted

Someone is so obese you are flabbergasted.

"Damn, did you see that fat chick? I'm totally flubberghasted dude!"

by eymeh January 27, 2015

Flabscular

Portmanteau of flabby and muscular. A flabscular individual is one who has lost a significant amount of weight and put on muscle mass without undergoing skin removal surgery; the result is large flaps of loose skin marring an otherwise impressive physique.

The man prided himself on being able to overcome obesity and live an active, healthy lifestyle, but rarely showed off his muscles because of his flabscular physique.

by sweet_rolls October 9, 2016

Flubberkonks

Big, Juicy tits.

"Mm, yeh." *suck* "I kill for your Flubberkonks."

by Bat-ManCock August 20, 2016

Flub cock

Extra skin below the cock

Wow my girl wouldn't go down on me because of my flub cock.

by KamKam001 August 16, 2016

flubberfly

When your stomach is filled with fat butterflies of guilt and regret instead of happy joyful butterflies.

After my one night stand with my ex, there was a flubberfly in my belly all day.

by Neonbathsalts3 June 23, 2016