floob

to suck up, as if by vacuum

The dog floobed up the buscuit in an instant.

by Me*** January 5, 2006

floonie

a being who wanders between the floywitts and the goonies

"salina and gopher would be floonies"

by Crissy April 4, 2004

Flooncastic

When being both sarcastic and melodramatic one is being flooncastic

How flooncastic are you being.

That was a very flooncastic remark

That was a nice bit of flooncasm

by Mcneesh December 11, 2010

FloonBoon

Fake , Fraudulent characteristics.

Those knock off Kicks are straight FloonBoon!

by Lewlowk 1 March 7, 2019

floonch

A #gloonch caught flying on Christmas day without Santa Claus.

1"Why is that gloonch flying without Santa?"
2."I don't know but we clearly have a floonch on our hands."
3"That's sad."
4."Yeah, but at least they're not a kloonch."
5."Is that Custard, Clara?"
6."....."

by Aurele December 23, 2021

Floonky Woonky

A Floonky Woonky (also commonly known as FlonkoWonko) is a method of torture and execution in which the victim is tied to the ground with their testicles hanging as the executioner says « Floonky Woonky ».
The victim is let loose after a few hours, but even if no physical harm was done, they are haunted by the traumatic memory that is Floonky Woonky.

-Damn, I just learned that Floonky Woonky was inflicted to my veteran grandpa during the Viet war!
- Lmao he got f l o n k e d

by IwillMunchOnYourCorpse July 24, 2022

Floonch

Floonch is a martian from Floonchville. He is fatherless and speaks Spanish. Nobody knows what he looks like.

Floonch loves to eat floonchberries from Floonchville.

by Floonch June 20, 2023