bat flap

Pulling your scrotum (nut sack) wide apart to expose the veins through light. To make it appear as a bat's wing.

My girlfriend came out of the shower to be exposed to a Bat Flap waiting in eagerness to be licked!

by HerNextBaby'sFather February 21, 2013

to flap off

1. Female term for masturbation.

2. Equivalent to the male term "jerking off"
3. Pleasuring a woman with your fingers.

1. "My mom walked in on me flapping off."
2. "We didn't have sex, but he flapped me off."
3. "I love to flap off under the shower."

by Dukeofhazzard June 30, 2016

Bomber Flaps

Giant Pussy Lips

Did you get in her pants? Could you believe the size of those bomber flaps? You could hide a baby kangaroo in those.

by junglejim62 February 7, 2012

Cream Flaps

Cream flaps are vag lips that have been squirted with a healthy dose of cum.

Last night Jason blew 5 loads in Marci and her cream flaps were sticking to her panties.

by MrsRuff April 20, 2014

Flap Chance

It's where you finger a girl while she is giving you a lap dance, then she blows you

That girl was so amazing, we did the good 'ol flap chance

by TonyIsHot November 4, 2019

flap fungus

Semi-solidified secretions of the vagina resulting in the unfortunate fungal infestation of a sexually-immoral female individual.

Usually mouldy-cheese in appearance and emanates a somewhat foul, musty odour.

"I took home with me a stunning companion from the prestigious Garage nightclub in Glasgow only to find a horrifying harvest of flap fungus lurking..."

by flaplover February 2, 2010

flap attack

Also known as, doing a Deeley. The art of flapping all over the place and mildly stressful situations accompanied by pausing like a deer in headlights for most of the day.

'He had a flap attack at the site of the Queue'

by TotalKernt February 27, 2017