Carrot fit

Trousers made for people with humongous booty and very thin legs

- See, he's wearing these carrot fit jeans
- Yea, he has few options because of his butt being a bit on the large side

by Prefrontal Cortex August 11, 2018

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Fitted-assist

When lighting a cig, blunt, or doobey inside a fitted hat when it's windy.

Zach: Damn bro its so fucking windy out here.
Jared: Hold on dude I got an idea *flick..flick..flick*
In unison: Ahhh fitted-assist...

by Zach-Jared June 30, 2011

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When your chick decides fentanyl is what she loves, dedicates her life to it, and now when she don't have it she isn't just throwing a fit, she's throwing a break everything in your house, sell everything, and suck any dick type of fit, a fetty fit.

Go cuddy with the guy down the road who can afford to pay for what you love and after you get over your fetty fit, come back here so I can lock you down in my trailer. I can't afford your fetty fits!

by TS Jessie Cox 8 August 28, 2020

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Emo Fit

Clothing line for Emo's who seek self-empowerment and strengthening their mental and/or physical health.

Named is short for Emotional Fitness.

Them: You're looking good in your emo fit.

You: Thanks, feeling better too.

by emotionalsimmer July 30, 2019

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fitness model

A Fitness Model is a type of social media influencer that routinely provides unsolicited health, fitness, and wellness advice while actually having very little knowledge of kinesiology, physiology, or having any relevant medical certification. The Fitness Model’s grandiose sense-of-self allows them feel as a subject matter expert in all things gym, diet, and selfies. Fitness Models will often moonlight as an Accountant.

I hear Garrett dropped the Fitness Model disguise and has now gone full Accountant.

by cjandy March 5, 2022

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