fitness model

A Fitness Model is a type of social media influencer that routinely provides unsolicited health, fitness, and wellness advice while actually having very little knowledge of kinesiology, physiology, or having any relevant medical certification. The Fitness Model’s grandiose sense-of-self allows them feel as a subject matter expert in all things gym, diet, and selfies. Fitness Models will often moonlight as an Accountant.

I hear Garrett dropped the Fitness Model disguise and has now gone full Accountant.

by cjandy March 06, 2022

freshman fit

wearing solely the gym uniform to school

Ey yo did you see my boy Elijah? He was wearing the freshman fit

by ElijahChungos November 05, 2021

Fitted-assist

When lighting a cig, blunt, or doobey inside a fitted hat when it's windy.

Zach: Damn bro its so fucking windy out here.
Jared: Hold on dude I got an idea *flick..flick..flick*
In unison: Ahhh fitted-assist...

by Zach-Jared June 29, 2011

Fit check

When a guy asks a girl for a fit check to look at her body

“Giv me a fit check”

by miss.jess26 April 30, 2023

Moose fit

When a male (usually millenial aged) wear’s pants so tight, you can see his moose knuckles, they are considered moose fit. Similar in nature to loose fit, except oh so so tight.

Alex always wears his moose fit jeans on Friday’s.

by Armsandhearts April 13, 2019

Fits happening

Fits happening is a meaning of how are you

Craig: fits happening dean

Dean: what’s “fits happening”?

Craig: how are you lad

by Juicyv2 January 28, 2022

Cooper fit

The act of getting so angry (usually at an inanimate object)that you totally lose control and become violent with whatever objects are closest.(Throwing is usually involved.)

Man that was a real Cooper fit, I would have never guessed that you could throw an empty coke can through a big screen.

by myspace pimp August 09, 2005