First Jumper

A First Jumper is someone who listens to mainstream bands and claims to know EVERYTHING about them. However, they've likely only ever heard one song off of MTV or Fuse. They have no knowledge of the band itself really. They may run around and claim to know about them. When you ask about the band they might not even be able to name them. And if you ask their favorite song, they may also name the latest playing on radios and know NOTHING about the first two or three albums. However, they will ALWAYS claim to know EVERYTHING about the band. First Jumpers are ruining good music with their idiotcy.

Person 1: LIKEOMG!!!11!1 I LOVE AVENGED SEVENFOLD!!11!I LIKE KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM!11!1
Person 2: Oh really? What are some songs you like?
Person 1: Ummmmm...uummmmm...Oh you know, that one. And I don't remember the rest.
Person 2: Freakin' First Jumper...

by KC Trix June 24, 2006

sofia the first

When your friends name is Sofia (likes childish things) and you have no other GOOD nicknames to give to your friend.
Another definition: A cartoon character from Disney that is a princess named Sofia, and comes from the show Sofia the First.

Me: My friend needs a better nickname then just Sofia, any ideas?
Other friend: Oh how about Sofia the first. lol.
Me: omg that's great

by vlol10357 May 27, 2019

first fruits

The flow of coffee that first comes out of the coffee maker when brewing a new batch of coffee. This really only applies to the standard, counter-top, drip style brewers. The "first fruits" are the lowest acidity, highest flavor a batch of coffee will ever be.

The best way to brew and drink good coffee in an office environment is to start the brew cycle but leave your cup under the drip spout. When your cup is full, put the coffee pot back under.

This feature of coffee brewing is evidenced by the growing popularity of one-cup-at-a-time brewers, such as the Keurig and Senseo brand single cup coffee makers.

"It is better to take the first fruits than be left with the pot." - Anonymous

by coffee-thrilla April 16, 2011

First Hill

A hall at NCSSM that puts Windex in its water fountains. Full of weebs and virgins. The designers of campus knew these guys couldn't pull, even with an unsupervised tunnel connecting them to the girl halls.

Despite making up only 5% of the NCSSM population, First Hill drinks 100% of the Windex and lead on campus!

by UniGapers United September 2, 2019

July First-National Byler Day

A day where byler fans (Will Byersx Mike Wheeler) can post many tiktok edits of them loving each other

Billy: Hey man it’s July First-National Byler day you gotta post that edit you made

Sam: Oh yeah man didn’t even realize doing it right now

by Pinkflamingos June 13, 2022

Murphy's Law of first period

If you haven't done homework for a class, you will have it first period without fail

Guy 1: Ah fuck dude, English first... of course I didn't write my essay.
Guy 2: Well yeah dude, murphy's law of first period

by dangdaddddddyyyy November 9, 2016

first wank

For some, the most important date in their sexual life history. Often connected to naked Claudia Schiffer, Sharon Stone or some other now elderly celeb. Usually celebrated with a long masturbation session.

Oh, today is the 20th anniversary of my first wank! I have to find a copy of Basic Instinct to celebrate it!

A: When did you lose your virginity, dude?
B: Hmmm, I can't tell you that. I can tell you about my first wank.
A: But you're 30 man...oh my goodness...

by Satan's Cock May 14, 2008