Festie

A fake bestie, someone who once was your best friend but then showed that they are a fake bitch

“Julia is turning into my festie, did you hear what she said about me?”

by feefee123321 December 8, 2018

Feeting

When two coworkers create a fictitious meeting for the sole purpose of fucking each other in a conference room at the office during work hours.

Matthew came all over the CEO's chair in the executive board room during the feeting that Kerry had scheduled at 8:15 am on Tuesday.

by tedwhat December 16, 2008

fettis

very big, or massive

fettis is very round and over all big

by death kid July 16, 2006

fattie

this means the person is HOT,sexy,fine,fly

Oh look at that fattie

by lalalazzy April 13, 2008

FATTI CAZZI VOSTRI

Italian for:

1) Mind your own business, OR 2) Mind your f&*king business.

Mr. 2 cents:

Hey man, I really don't think that you should do it that way. If it was up to me I'd do it like this!

Your response:

Hey Mr. 2 cents, FATTI CAZZI VOSTRI uh! If I wanted your opinion I'd give it to you, stugats!

by CHE-212 May 18, 2008

Festicious

Adj. lame retort given toward a person of superior intellect.

Bob- I gotta go finish the paperwork
Jan- Don't cause I really wanted to...
Bob- What??? Really, you suck at paperwork...
Jan- I was being Festicious...
Bob- and other things....

by NFLYKTION June 9, 2011

Fertilizer

Shit (literally) that you use to grow plants. Sometimes, it can really help your garden grow.

~Guy walks into garden with fertilizer in it~

"Man, it smells like shit!"

by lunar shadows August 11, 2004