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shit faced

When you drink so much that you end up using the toilet with your face - instead of shitting with your ass, one shits (pukes) with their face. This usually occurs at the end of a drinking binge or as part of the hangover experience.
by five5rivers August 3, 2007
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"Manos" The Hands of Fate

A truly God Awful film. One of the worst films ever made. Made by fertilizer salesman Hal Warren on a bet that he could make a sucessful horror film.

Using $19,000, an old spring wound camera, made an unwatchable film. A film where Warren showed how amature his film was when he forgot to put the opening credits in.

A film where a man played by Warren, his wife, and his daughter stop at the inn of "The Master." The family meets Torgo and settle in for a night of horror. A featured part of the film is Warren's personal fantasy where women in translucent robes wrestle in the night. Disturbing in that the little girl becomes a wife of "The Master."
Proof that fertilizer sales people should never be allowed to make their own films.
by jesster79 January 23, 2005
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Escape the Fate

Escape the Fate is a Post Hardcore band signed with Epitaph Records and is from Las Vegas, NV. They were signed in 2005 after winning a radio contest held by My Chemical Romance (MCR). Their first album is 'Dying is Your Latest Fashion' which was sung by their first lead singer, Ronald (Ronnie) Radke. After Ronnie got put in High Desert State Prison, the band got a new singer Craig Mabbitt. Craig is the ex-singer of BlessTheFall. He sang in their album 'This War Is Ours'.
ETF fan: It sucks Ronnie's in jail...
ETF fan 2: Yeah, but Craig is pretty awesome too.
ETF fan: Yeah but its not the same.
ETF fan 2: Yeah, but think about it, at least Craig saved Escape the Fate
ETF fan: True.
by EvilChocoKitty June 10, 2009
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fate's a waiter

A phrase spoken when a person receives what was deserved. Justice is the implied party, that placed an order with fate in some cosmic diner, and was subsequently served.
Don't be so shocked my crizzle, you got sent to the crowbar motel for driving that hot land yacht balls out on liquid bread. Fate's a waiter, is all.
by B Love August 10, 2004
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facedong

verb, noun, adjective
to hit, pummel, poke or push your penis against someone's face, usually while he or she is kneeling on the floor.
Clark repeatedly facedonged Laura. She loved his facedonging--he was vicious, and the facedongs freed her libido and opened up her mind to new things.
by basculet March 24, 2008
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Fateau

While you're in the process of losing weight but have hit a stopping point or a plateau but are still fatter then you'd like to be.
I'm going to have to change up my workouts, I've hit a fateau and don't seem to be losing anymore.
by TheNeely August 2, 2012
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Facedick

When you try to *facedesk* and miss the desk.
Wow I hope nobody saw me facedick just a second ago.
by MasterBunny February 9, 2013
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