A game of chance one plays alone, or in a group. First one to shart, loses. Traditionnally, one finds themself embroiled in a game of Fart, Fart, Shart after dining on Chipotle or similar faire.
by JohnnyApocalypse November 09, 2016
by Alex September 14, 2003
i.To break the sound barrier without a
plane.
ii. To make ass cheeks smack at rapid
speed.
iii. To make like an iraqi and drop the bomb.
plane.
ii. To make ass cheeks smack at rapid
speed.
iii. To make like an iraqi and drop the bomb.
by Eric July 07, 2004
F.A.R.T.S stands for Forced ARTificial Scarcity. It is a term introduced by David Wong in his article on cracked.com (5 Reasons The Future Will Be Ruled By B.S.), describing the creation of an illusion of scarcity of mostly, but not limited to, goods.
It could also be defined as paying for something you would naturally get for free.
One way of achieving this is arbitrarily restricting goods or claiming their scarcity to the public - as is often done in adverts. A method often employed by big companies to scare rednecks into buying stuff.
Limited editions, collectors editions, band merchandise...all FARTS.
It could also be defined as paying for something you would naturally get for free.
One way of achieving this is arbitrarily restricting goods or claiming their scarcity to the public - as is often done in adverts. A method often employed by big companies to scare rednecks into buying stuff.
Limited editions, collectors editions, band merchandise...all FARTS.
"Advertiser: We're gonna add another quarter. This is unbelieveable. That's 2 quarters and a book for only 19,95. People we only have 7 left.
Redneck:Holy shit they only have 7 left ! Honey get into the car I'm gonna dial the number, hurry !
" by Bill Burr
Waiting in a queue in a virtual bowling alley.
Brands vs. no names.
Buying bottled water.
Selling oil to Saudi Arabia.
Paying for porn.
Paying for radio.
Transaction fees.
DRM
We are surrounded by FARTS.
The future will be ruled by FARTS.
Guy1: Bro, you heard about the oxygen bar in Toronto ?
Guy2: They sell oxygen there right ?
Guy1: FARTS bro ! FARTS !
Guy2: Abso-fucking-lutely !
Redneck:Holy shit they only have 7 left ! Honey get into the car I'm gonna dial the number, hurry !
" by Bill Burr
Waiting in a queue in a virtual bowling alley.
Brands vs. no names.
Buying bottled water.
Selling oil to Saudi Arabia.
Paying for porn.
Paying for radio.
Transaction fees.
DRM
We are surrounded by FARTS.
The future will be ruled by FARTS.
Guy1: Bro, you heard about the oxygen bar in Toronto ?
Guy2: They sell oxygen there right ?
Guy1: FARTS bro ! FARTS !
Guy2: Abso-fucking-lutely !
by OpenEyes October 18, 2010
"Yo tom, do you know what that funcky smell is ? "
"No don't worry its just uhh uhh a bundle of smelly being shot from my anus. It will be okay... just let me marinade in this juicy fart for a moment."
"No don't worry its just uhh uhh a bundle of smelly being shot from my anus. It will be okay... just let me marinade in this juicy fart for a moment."
by Goofy Poofy January 07, 2007
by Bush is a liberal faggot too September 06, 2006
a lethal invisible gas that can cause choking and brain cells to deteriorate once inhaled into the body
by BABIEBLUES1626 October 15, 2004