Poon Farmer

Somebody who has many different women waiting to be "Harvested." He can use the poon as he pleases, Whenever he wants

Guy1: Did you see Joe at the party Talking to all those women?
Guy2: Yeah he was Totally a Poon Farmer, and it was time for him to harvest

by BlackSteel December 2, 2010

smooth farter

~ A person capable of farting without making any noise, especially in public.

~ When it smells and you wonder where it came from.

Tim is a big time Smooth Farter.

by thefilmguy November 27, 2011

jackson farmer

Jackson farmer is a name givein to anyone who likes to grow plants and shoot guns

Your such a jackson farmer bob

by Tevgxfkf October 4, 2017

Lying Farter

A debased individual who has a uncontrollable penchant for loudly farting in a public forum (usually around elderly people) whilst accompanied by a friend or family member and then acting as if they have no idea who did it. Oftentimes, the offending individual thinks that this churlish behavior is the utmost pinnacle of comedy.

Kirk don't deny that you are the one who ripped that loud heinous gas cloud in church today and then tried to blame it on Aunt Flossie. We ALL know that you are a irredeemable lying farter!

by Ted Snisha January 20, 2019

Dairy farmer

Someone who fakes an injury to get of work

Mark: I can’t do that, my back hurts. I need to work in the office

Ashley: you fucken dairy farmer

by Blip dog August 13, 2019

hairy farter

Another name for someone’s ass hole.

She was on her jammy dodger (period) so I just bent her over and smashed it up her hairy farter.

by Lord Gannet V March 3, 2020

cum farter

The receiver in a homosexual relationship.

My new co worker, is a cum farter!

by Dack Shepard's April 15, 2021