fanny nits

lice that crawl around ur furry lil fanny... ewww (or crabz)
'Weres Rosie today..."
'ohh she got fanny nits... i think Jack gave them to her..."
by G-mackin April 26, 2008
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fanny fucker

Ted is a fanny fucker
by David Rich. November 09, 2013
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Fanny baws

Scottish term of derision originating from the programme, "Chewing the Fat" Use your imagination as to what it exactly means
Ho you fanny baws, I'm going to stick my boot so far up your arse you are gonna think Doc martens started making hats.
by joanne August 19, 2004
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Fanny Boff

Similar to fanny fart when engaging or after engaging in sexual intercourse the fanny lets all the compressed air out that you've banged up it thus making a fart or boff sound, usually quite fucking funny I might add
" hahaha you dirty scrut stop fanny boffing all over the place "
by John Gaskell May 14, 2005
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Fanny bandit

Another way of saying fuckboy
This kids such a Fanny bandit
by Hippotankus June 06, 2019
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fanny squirt

The gooey liquid that shoots out of the woman's vagina upon orgasm
My boyfriend loves when I fanny squirt on his face
by Mandem Kane November 30, 2015
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fanny fumbling

when a virgin nerd, trying to impress his girlfriend, trying desperately to find where to shove his cock, without success
little jonny cant find his cock so he is fanny fumbling
by cockdickshittitbastard November 20, 2009
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