Scottish term of derision originating from the programme, "Chewing the Fat" Use your imagination as to what it exactly means
Ho you fanny baws, I'm going to stick my boot so far up your arse you are gonna think Doc martens started making hats.
by joanne August 19, 2004

Similar to fanny fart when engaging or after engaging in sexual intercourse the fanny lets all the compressed air out that you've banged up it thus making a fart or boff sound, usually quite fucking funny I might add
by John Gaskell May 15, 2005

by Gopba711 February 25, 2010

by Mandem Kane March 5, 2016

"Hi, I just love the way your eyes shimmer like the stars".
"Go away, dont be such a fanny merchant."
"Go away, dont be such a fanny merchant."
by Endersons' October 8, 2016

by Hippotankus June 6, 2019
