by 2cute4you! March 5, 2010
Get the Facebook mug.A place where a bunch of Pedos, Slutty girls, and bad parents waste their lives away talking to walls, putting millions of photos up, stalking girls, playing shitty games and also where murderers find their prey.
by Dylbinator October 13, 2010
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And is now becoming home to more stalker/rapists/child molesters because of the new thing coming to their site: a locater that tells where people facebooking on their cell phones or laptops (mobile) are, almost the exact location. coming sometime late 2010 or in 2011 i think.
And is now becoming home to more stalker/rapists/child molesters because of the new thing coming to their site: a locater that tells where people facebooking on their cell phones or laptops (mobile) are, almost the exact location. coming sometime late 2010 or in 2011 i think.
Smart guy: whoever invented facebook must like allowing people to find other people to stalk/rape/child molest, also its for loser and, according to UD, college kids.
Duhm girl: No, Face book is cool i have like 19539 friends!
Smart guy: do you know any of them?
Duhm girl: uh only 6 or 7.
Smart guy: well have fun getting stalked/ raped/child molested, girl that looks hot but actually is stupid.
Duhm girl: No, Face book is cool i have like 19539 friends!
Smart guy: do you know any of them?
Duhm girl: uh only 6 or 7.
Smart guy: well have fun getting stalked/ raped/child molested, girl that looks hot but actually is stupid.
by Waffles492 August 22, 2010
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2. a crutch for losers
3. stalker dreamland
4. a great way for cheating spouses to reunite with skanks
from the past for ass
5. Also known as deathbook and fuckbook
2. a crutch for losers
3. stalker dreamland
4. a great way for cheating spouses to reunite with skanks
from the past for ass
5. Also known as deathbook and fuckbook
Joe: Hey Bill, remember that hooker Mary from high
school?
Bill: Oh yeah. The one that could suck a basketball through
a tennis racket...chubby cheeks and saddlebags. A
real spoiled twat!
Joe: Right! Thanks to Fuckbook, I mean Facebook, I drilled
her like the slam whore she is while her hubby was at
work and her kids were at school.
school?
Bill: Oh yeah. The one that could suck a basketball through
a tennis racket...chubby cheeks and saddlebags. A
real spoiled twat!
Joe: Right! Thanks to Fuckbook, I mean Facebook, I drilled
her like the slam whore she is while her hubby was at
work and her kids were at school.
by backspinboy September 28, 2010
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Friend 1: Hey wassup?
Friend 2: I have lots of friends and you don't have friends because you don't have a facebook! HAHAHA!
Stupid Girl Talking Over Phone 1: So I'll see you in FB?
Friend 2: I have lots of friends and you don't have friends because you don't have a facebook! HAHAHA!
Stupid Girl Talking Over Phone 1: So I'll see you in FB?
by Pepolshet August 11, 2010
Get the facebook mug.Guy #1: Dude I hate that girl in that class... Im going to post a status on Facebook referenceing to her but not using her name, and make it obvious its her. Then ill notate every small things wrong about her and make her feel like shit by displaying it to the world.
Guy #2: O.O...
Guy #2: Your a twisted SoB... >_>
Guy #2: O.O...
Guy #2: Your a twisted SoB... >_>
by Dr crayzee July 9, 2010
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I went on facebook today to tell everyone everything i did today, and then-some, and posted random statuses. added 12 people who are friends of friends, and one person I haven't seen in years.
by Ahem, youthink? January 10, 2011
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