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Extreme Donkey Punch 

Before sex with girlfriend place a friend in your closet or cupboard with a cricket bat, get your girlfriend and start fucking then give your mate the sign, he jumps out and bats her round the head.
"Hi nick here's the bat, there's the closet Jump in and i will grab Jenny when i give you the signal jump out and Extreme Donkey Punch her"

"Now!!"

Extreme Scrabble 

A version of the original game of scrabble. Every time word of 4 letters is scored, 1 shot is taken (usually of vodka). Every word of 5 letters, 2 shots. ETC.
Extreme Scrabble:

Person 1: Pigeon

Person 2: Now you have to do... 3 shots!

or

Person 1: I've spelt supercalifragilisticexpialidocious..

Person 2: I'll just let you finish the vodka then.

Extreme aggressive painful screaming torturous violent agonizing screeching long ass tennis match 

Yo I just came back from an Extreme aggressive painful screaming torturous violent agonizing screeching long ass tennis match

extreme tampon 

The absolute biggest and most absorbent tampon in existence made of a special cotton-polymer blend. This tampon is used by Kim Kardashian as well as other so called "voluptuous" stuck up women that make themselves the center of attention by being absolutely good at nothing and act as though they are constantly menstruating, or as more commonly know- "being on the rag", "having a period" or "having a visit from aunt flo." This tampon is not to be confused with a "super-plus" tampon which is usually made of pure cotton and is not capable of accommodating the volume of bloody and/or "semenous" flow produced by the women who use extreme tampons.
Damn, BP should have gotten one of Kim Kardashian's extreme tampons to plug up the oil spill, that shit would have worked for sure!
extreme tampon by Jenny M July 21, 2010

Extreme Ass Movement 

1.)To butt clap 2.)to move your butt cheeks to and fro with an assertive cyclical motion thus increasing the movement of ones gluts 3.)To gyrate ones bum in a circle 4.) clap you butt cheeks together in a raging motion. EAM
Man she has some extreme ass movement going on. Ya gee she sure can ride him well! Wow look at that extreme ass movement she can golf clap with her butt wow.

extreme heels 

Women's high heel shoes, usually at least 5 inches tall, which appeal to shoe fetishes and inspire a desire for "shoe sex" (q.v.).
"He bought me a pair of extreme heels to go with the seamed stockings he always wants me to wear."