Evan Eberlin

One of the most retarded beings to ever exist. Does not make a good pet and will not listen worth shit. The only thing it’s good for is smoking meth and losing teeth. Would not recommend trying to adopt one.

Damn Evan Eberlin took your whole meth stash.

by UnionShittyPa May 6, 2020

best christmas ever

When you expect to get a tool box or a coffee mug from your wife for Christmas but she gives you anal instead.

My wife surprised me with a ride on the polass express, best christmas ever.

by sharpizzio December 24, 2014

Best teacher ever

Definition:

You think a teacher is the best teacher you've ever seen/heard

Mr/Mrs/miss/ms blah ect.is the best teacher ever!

by JakePaulHater987 December 14, 2018

You ain't ever

When someone tells you that they have done something, but you call their bluff.

For instance, "This movie kicked it into full gear." - What someone says
"You ain't ever been in 3rd gear before." - Reply

by Jim Wopo August 2, 2021

*random word that noone will ever see*

"A word that you did not see, and never will. I wasn't here."

Hello, My name is *random word that noone will ever see*

by GArmoth May 3, 2018

The most newgrounds thing i’ve ever seen

When something looks like it came straight off of Newgrounds.com
It can be down to anything, but it’s mainly the art style that gets associated with the site.

Guy 1: Yo, that image looks like the most newgrounds thing i’ve ever seen.
Guy 2: Holy shit, it does.

by Littlecat456 April 30, 2021

FUCK EVER!

"FUCK EVER!" is a phrase used when a person is raging so hard that they forget, or don't care to construct proper sentences in their responses, such as shouting "What the fuck ever dude." It is also used by ego-centric Valley Girls when they experience something that is either unbelievable, or incites rage.

-SolidSnake69 dies in NeoTokyo-

SolidSnake69: "Ohh my God WHAT THE FUCK EVER! FUUUCK EVER! FUCKIN' SHOOTIN' THIS GUY IN THE FUCKIN' FACE! OH FUCK EVER."

Shino <1 health left>

by Idle. July 13, 2010