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East Christmas

A place that is very far from where you are, or live. Can also be used to suggest a lack of knowledge of a place.

Background and source are not known.
However, the is very similar to West Bubblefuck and has the same meaning.
"Where the fuck is this East Christmas?"

"My friend lives in East Christmas, at the end of Whaddafuck Drive and Commons."
by Raney October 21, 2004
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Eastover

The celebration of Easter and Passover for those that choose to celebrate both.
Eastover is the combination of Easter and Passover for Interfaith families.
by Razie April 12, 2009
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East-Westers

Dreadful trousers which have a mind of their own and flap disobediently in the wrong (East-West) plane.
Those lovely tweed slacks have turned into East-Westers since the ruddy dry cleaner ruined them and are only fit for gardening in now
by Vera Richardson March 27, 2009
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Easter Catholic

someone who calls themselves a Catholic, but only attends Mass once or twice a year, such as on Easter.
man 1) "I didn't know he was Catholic. I can't see him being a religious guy at all."

man 2) "That's because he's only an Easter Catholic."
by nre1641634123091 May 23, 2009
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easter egg cunt

When a man attends Easter Sunday mass, (most often against his will by force of family, significant other etc.) he will quickly become incredibly disinterested and will look elsewhere to pass the time. It is at this moment that he realizes all the female parishioners dressing in their " Easter Sunday best" (i.e. dressing as promiscuously as possible despite the irony of attending church). It is important to note that this is one of the first times all year where the temperature permits the wearing of scantily clad clothing. After this phenomenon has been noted by the male, he will then begin to seek out the best looking women among the parish whom are dressed slutty as fuck, and begin to daydream about fucking the shit out of them. It is by this, and only this process, that the man is able to maintain his sanity during the mass. In some cases, the male might even take mental images for his spank bank.
Mike 1: Easter's coming up man, my lady's gonna make me go to church. Shit.

Mike 2: At least you have the easter egg cunt to look forward to!
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Easter Bonnet

A sexual act where a man ejaculates on persons head, this being followed by the cracking an egg over said's persons head and rubbing it in with his penis.
"I had the best Easter break ever, my wife even let me give her an Easter bonnet "

"My girl looked so hot wearing her Easter bonnet"
by azz19 February 8, 2018
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Eastsource

Eastsource is commonly used when a company from a country in Western Europe, such as the Netherlands, Belgium, UK or Germany, obtains software development services by contract from a supplier in Eastern Europe. They normally do that to save time on recruiting and forming teams, have increased flexibility, access to a larger talent pool, and to cut on budget.
Hans: “Guten tag! We can’t find a good local team for this software project and our budget is unfortunately tight.”
Sofia: “Eastsource, mein Freund...Eastsource is the answer!”
by Global software developer March 5, 2018
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