east-west

A condition where someone's eyes point in opposite directions. May also be used as a nickname for someone who experiences this condition while drunk.

Everytime he gets drunk, he gets east-west.

by Bobby Blackeyes February 29, 2008

East/West

When one classroom is split between two classrooms

Go to your East/West groups.

by Officeworks May 17, 2022

east west tits

The type of tits that fall to the extreme left and right (you know what I'm talking about)

Man, she has got an extreme case of the east west tits.

by Allison March 24, 2004

East/west bubbafuck

In the middle of nowhere,USA.
In the country.
A place that's not so easy to get to.

She lives WAY out east in Long Island, it's like the middle of East Bubbafuck.

-He lives in Jersey.
-What part?
-I dunno, some part of West Bubbafuck somewhere out there.

by 4 June 19, 2004

East West Crusade/Jihad

When someone who's not even from a city starts preaching about the value systems of people who are. Hypocrites usually go on one.

The girl (Lindsay) was on an east west crusade/jihad, and wanted to get other people to adopt her preachings against the value systems of one group, while playing all groups. She thought being born at a hospital in a city made her from a city (since there were no hospitals in her town), then told other people not to look for loopholes like the double-standard living hypocrite she really was.

by Solid Mantis August 30, 2019

east and west boobs

Boobs that point slightly to the side

whoa, i can tell directions with your tits.

by JoHannah May 21, 2003

Empties East, Empties West

How foamers react when they see a freight train, specifically Norfolk Southern trains pulled by the Pennsylvania Railroad heritage unit, that’s pulling freight cars with nothing in them.

Foamer 1: “STANDARD RAILROAD OF THE WORLD, RIGHT!? STANDARD RAILROAD IN THE WORLD!?! EVERYONE ELSE IS—

Foamer 2: “EMPTIES EAST, EMPTIES WEST!!”

Foamer 1: “MORE EMPTIES!”

by the way, this was written on August 18, 2021