Swap Electrons

Swap bodily fluids

Kelly wants to wap electron with as many people as possible.

by Oprah Noodlemantra March 13, 2004

Electronic AIDS

A more emphatic way of saying that an electronic device is really messed up.

James- "What the heck is wrong with your computer?!"

Connor- "That website I was on last night gave it electronic AIDS"

James- "Damn. That sucks."

by ftardsrus October 25, 2011

electromagnetic waves

a wave created by sharks while desecrating

i was swimming when electromagnetic waves touched my titties

my best friend screamed when electromagnetic waves hit his fallopian tube

by boombaklutz May 12, 2014

electronic dust

The lint-like substance found inside a computer casing.

Man, my computer fan is covered in electronic dust!

by Iodized Salt November 11, 2007

electronic data system

EDS=Everyday sucks. low wages, suck ass mgrs, game playing ass clowns.

Everyone I worked with at EDS (electronic data systems) agreed it sucks

by apolloobserved May 6, 2008

electronic undergrowth

The morass of irrelevant and confusing messages transmitted by electronic media that conceal important information hidden in their midst. For example, receiving 70+ e-mails a day of which five are actually relevant, three are essential and one is absolutely vital. Unfortunately that single crucial message is overlooked whilst you plough through the other totally unnecessary communications and you therefore get a bollocking for doing 65 unnecessary things and 4 sensible things that could have waited whilst you could have done the one career-saving thing that you didn't become aware of until it was too late.

I'm sorry I didn't attend that vital meeting; your e-mail was lost in my electronic undergrowth.

by robo283 May 18, 2008

electronic edition

An edition of any publications such as magazines, brochures and catalogues, presented in electronic format.

Grab the latest electronic edition that's out now.

by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008