Dirty Eddie

When you constantly bail on your friends for a "crazy girl" in Kemah, TX and it turns out to be a guy.

Nah can't hang tonight guys I'm gonna be a dirty Eddie.

by Wooston September 13, 2021

Eddie Mason

The sweetest and most perfect grave-digging-psychopath from the anime 'Angels of Death'

(we must protect Eddie at all costs>:()

"who the hell is Eddie Mason?! he sounds stupid" "..." "..." " "̵̧̡̬̻̫͚̪̜̻̠̭́̅̈́̐̓̓̐̾̂̃̇͠s̵͈͉͕̱̪͇̬̪̹̯̗̻̭͐͑̐̑̑̽́̑̾͐̒͑̚͘͝i̵̖̣̮̬͚͕̩̗͎͋̋͌̑ͅs ̞̦̠̳̩̼̗̝̃̉t̶̛̹̔̇̇̓̀̏͗͌̀͝ȩ̴̭͍͂̌̃̋͘r ̡̨̮́͐̒̅̉͐͐̈́͊ ̶͙̝̼̱̗̠̗̏̓̇̒̚̕͠s̶͕̗͎̘̗̗̯̞̳̒̊͌̇̊͆͐̒̊̊̚̚͝t̵̨̲̣̭̤̰͛̑̈̌̄ͅa ̡̧̨̛̠͕͖̯͈̫̟̺̣̯̃̐́̉̃͊̾̍̃̾̃̉ͅr̵̡̘͉̭͇̼̝̩̥̰̙̻̪̉t ̯̺͉̦̀̈́̈́̽̎̀̀̒͋̏͊̌̕͝ ̢̰͎̗̦͈̗̲̅t ͚̜̺̖͙͍̪̰̗̘̉͘ḩ̴̯̹̼͕͙͕̈́̌̏̑̉̆̍̈́e̵̪̣͔͓̬̊͐̒͊̅̏́̏̈̈́̈͜ͅ ̶̡̢̡̝̙̱̬͔̐̐̕p̶̡̗͓̦̬͇͎̫̖͎̖̞͚͎̞̐͑̉̽͋̚r̴̢̢̬͔̯̹̻͉̥͕͛̈̔͋̊͊̆͝ͅa̴̢̛͈͇̰̝̫̖͍̣͎̙̟̹͔̤̓̓̈́͛͂́̈̂͑͐̍͛̚͝y̴͚͎̳̆͋͠ę̶̧̡̙͎͉̯̰͕̣̺̜͗̈́̏͘̚͝r̵̡̲̳̥̃̉̏̕͜͜" ̞̏̓́̈͊̄̅͒̒̔̚̚͠"

by Bokutos_wifey_ December 23, 2020

Cousin eddy

When you nut in her ass and the shitters full

Pulled a cousin eddy on my sister last night needless to say we needed many babywipes

by Gatorprimus6969 December 7, 2022

Eddy perc

A percolator on a water pipe made by glass blower Tommy Garrison that spins the water as you hit it resembling a river eddy.

Holy shit !! the water spins just like a river eddy on this Eddy Perc dab rig !

by Tombombilla June 7, 2018

Floating Eddie

A pubic hair placed into a drink of a person you don't like

A gave that cocksucker a floating eddie & he didn't even know it.

by Doyle February 11, 2004

Eddie B

A rich kid who lives off of his fathers fortunes.

Eddie B got a Lamborghini for his eighteenth birthday.

by Balmond March 7, 2022

Eddie Jones

He loves pizza. Obsessed with pizza, never can get enough. Every Halloween, he makes every effort to dress as a pizza, and never has he failed. He even has his own theme song:

Pizza Love
I need one day
Just to say
What I love
Just to say what I love what I love
Oh it's Pizza Pizza Love
Pizza Love

Everybody knows what I know
What it shows
You can tell
But don't yell
But don't yell

Pizza Pizza Love
Pizza Love

Eddie has made many appearances in popular video games such as The Sims 4, Grand Theft Auto V, Red Dead Redemption 2, Wii Resort, and more. He also played a minor role in the Lum Show shit television series. His catchphrase is "I'm a Pizza".

You: "Look everyone! It's Eddie Jones!"

Everyone: "Hooraaayyyy!!!!"

by Buttholecrackpoopfart June 2, 2021