Middle Eastern Lemonade

The substance that is created when a male gaps a woman's asshole and then shits in it, pisses in it, and cums in it. This substance is then shitted out by the woman into a cup of ice. The delicious beverage is then rapidly consumed by both parties.

Cady: Brian would you please fuck my ass and create some Middle Eastern Lemonade?

Brian: Hellz yeh i luvs me sum anal, shitty, cum juice!

by Filthy Charles January 31, 2010

Eastern Blocked

Similar to cock blocked, this refers to Eastern European women withholding sex from men they are in relationships with because of a silly argument. Eastern European women are known for having short tempers and often lash out at their significant others and initiate what seem like never ending sexual standoffs as a form of punishment.

I've been Eastern Blocked by Avnu since last week when I forgot to call her on Wednesday night.

by dirtpig123 July 20, 2010

Eastern Shore

The flattest ass you have ever seen.

"I was called eastern shore cause I had a flat butt"

by Jacobado March 14, 2017

Easter Egging

Taken from the mainstream term of "Easter Egg". When a person or object makes random appearances throughout a story, video, movie , series, or game that typically goes unnoticed on the first viewing.

Yo in Lil Dicky's Freaky Friday video did you notice that Asian Guy easter egging through the whole music video?

by jaxblade07 March 29, 2018

Eastern European PB+J

The act of rubbing peanut butter on your penis before having sex with your partner who is on her period. After sex she pushes everything out onto a piece of bread.

Tim: Hey Mike, what you having for lunch?
Mike: I got that Eastern European PB+J today.
Tim: You nasty

by Mr. PB+J September 23, 2021

bloody easter eggs

Blood coated shit. From when a woman pisses in the toilet while having her period therefore making the water bloody. Then she shits in the water coating the shit with blood like making easter eggs.

I went to use my friends bathroom and I almost threw up when i saw his wifes bloody easter eggs in the toilet. Wish people would learn to flush.

by supersab September 16, 2010

easter

The time of year when you get a free mug with your chocolate.

Great- another cadburys mug with my easter egg.

by AlfieL March 21, 2008