Typically experienced in a public restroom setting everyday between 1:30pm - 3:30pm, whereby the entire washroom facility is inundated by non-courtesy flushers. In this perfect storm, the smell culminates in what can best be described as the equivalent of 1,000 zombies who ate 1,000 tacos, 1,000 years ago, rising from the dead, and eliminating said tacos into the rankest smell ever propagated onto mankind. Global warming is possibly being caused by this daily activity.
Hey Jesse, avoid the men's room for the next hour, Jimmy and co. just got back from Wingin' It and are engaged in the daily lunch dump. I literally held my breath the entire time I was in there to keep from bleeding from my nose and mouth. All I want for Xmas is a courtesy flush from those fuckers.
by RocketJohn October 12, 2007
by PoshFrosh February 08, 2008
Pete: Holy shit, dude...your shit is two different shades of brown!
Mike: That's a deep dump. Straight from the gullet.
Mike: That's a deep dump. Straight from the gullet.
by alxorange November 08, 2009
An elaborate sex position/move where the executing partner shits on their partner's chest. They then leave the room and Tweet about how their partner shit themselves, effectively gaslighting them in an obviously unbelievable way.
"He just got dressed and left - gave a little wave with those tiny hands - like he didn't just Tronald Dump me a few minutes ago."
by SamHanwiches June 30, 2020
Where someone takes the biggest shit ever, then black outs and doesn't flush, or wipe. This all has to happen in a school.
Dude that kid left a Keaton Dump in the upstairs stall.
That kid just took the smelliest keaton dump in that stall.
That kid just took the smelliest keaton dump in that stall.
by Tikibendel March 25, 2011
you know when you have to take a huge dump that youve held in for hours and then you take a poop and and it comes out like rapid fire and gets you wet. usually followed by a wet bumbum or ballsac and a really good feeling like the weight of the world has been lifted of your shoulders.
by ilikebigknobs January 13, 2004
When you find out you're significant other no longer wants to be with you, after seeing that his/her status on the oh so famous myspace now claims to be 'single', as opposed to 'in a relationship'. Other big clues are when you're removed from their top 8, or they have proceeded to flirt with others in their 'comment' box. God bless Myspace.
by errrrr July 27, 2007