dooff

(pronounced: dooooff)
like a dumb-ass but more as a term of endearment, you wouldn't call your mom a dumb-ass but could get away with a dooff

that was so stupid, you're such a dooff

by goddess eliza and mama sita April 2, 2006

doof

An idiot who hits himself in the face

Dahh..doof!

by Christy February 12, 2003

doof doof shit doof

the word me n derek like to use on easter and every other day.

i have nothing to say.......shit shit doof doof shit fuck doof? hell yeha

by hott carl July 7, 2004

Doof

Used when a person is in extreme confusion. Signifies to another person you have not a clue.

*Someone says something very long and complicated*..... *You pause for a minute* aaaaaahhhhh??....... doof?!?

by Ken Palumbo September 25, 2005

Doof

v. When one farts out the dick

Alright who doofed? Wasnt me cus penis did not rumble... oh crap shaith!

by Jodan!! December 28, 2005

doof

when you choke,you doof it

your going for the game winning 3 and you doof it

by chris pigott October 1, 2007

Doofer

A person who is on welfare or the dole, but is actually quite capable of finding work. He will often fake an injury or illness to substantiate his claim that he is unable to find a job or perform work if a job should be found for him. He finds it more convenient and easy to live on the dole.

What a doofer! He sits around all week watching Emmerdale, and only goes out once a week to collect his dole.

by John Ebinger November 15, 2003