dobbert

When you are having anal sex with a woman and you pull out, only to find there is a smidgen of poo on your penis, so you shake it off like a wet golden retriever.

My girlfriend was so hot and horny that she didn't even mind when I had to dobbert all over her bum.

by gingerlovemonkey October 18, 2015

Doofert

The kid in high school that no one likes and everyone makes fun of. Tried to be funny but ultimately fails in every occasion and makes everything awkward.

synonyms: mike

That kid sitting in the back is such a doofert.

by p-ston February 24, 2017

dobercock

Dobercock : someone who has brown hair but ginger or 'tan' beard hair and pubic hair, the two colours of the Doberman breed of dog). These people are normally miserable nasty gits who have short tempers and a chip on their shoulders.

'I see Gary was mouthing off again today! What's wrong with that dobercock?'

by Andy Freak January 25, 2019

dookery

The new slang word for bathroom because that’s where the dook be happening.

Ayo Mr. Beach, my stomach is hurting from lunch, may I use the dookery?

by Dookery February 14, 2020

Dober

A shortened term for a Doberman. The adorable big doggos. :)

person 1: "hey did you see that dober walkin' by?"
person 2:" what the hell is a 'dober'?"
person 1:"a doberman, yk the type of dog? i call them dobers."
person 3:"isn't that also another word for penis in another language?"

person 1:"yes."

by bruhbabooey298 February 22, 2022

dober luck

Extraordinary luck that seems to be prevalent to a certain individual, despite all logic.

"I heard he won the lottery twice in a row...he's got dat dober luck".

by Fact-finder May 10, 2022

Doofer

An Electronic E-cigarette usually a Disposable

“you bro can I hit your doofer”
“yhman say less”

by Wrldstrmoneyy January 23, 2023