donut plunger

One who lacks the ability to attain female genitalia, thereby resorting to frequent masturbation with inanimate objects. In this case, a warm glazed crispy cream donut.

Zach Kacir is so fat. Tell that donut plunger to get away from me.

by Sin2199 May 7, 2010

orgasmic donut

a donut so good dat it feels like ur having an orgasm

odi: i want an orgasmic donut!
jill: so do i!
phillip:wats dat?

by odi3lr3y January 18, 2009

Donut Muncher

A person who gives a rim job to the hole of a chocolate frosted donut.

Jon: Hey Joe, do you have any donuts left?
Joe: Nah, i just gave the last one a rim job.
Jon: Damnit Joe, You're such a Donut Muncher.

by anonymous00642 June 14, 2011

Dunkin Donuts

The reason Americans can't spell doughnut.

We went to Dunkin Donuts and laughed at the silly Americans.

by DA LLAMAS July 21, 2014

The Dunkin Donut

A sex act in a bathroom stall involving a standing doggy-style posistion. When at the point of ejaculation you dunk your partner's head in the toilet and flush while at the same time cumming in a circle around the partner's anus.

Tina didn't appreciate me getting her hair wet. I don't know why she is so upset though. Hadn't she ever had The Dunkin Donut before?

by More Hank than Henry July 2, 2007

slapping donuts

A euphamism for lesbian sex

Ya, those two girls are totally slapping donuts.

by Earl Aker October 27, 2006

Donut Bumber

The act of punching and penetrating a persons ass hole in one motion.

Josh if you don't stop killing me I will donut bumber your ass.

by Bumber January 12, 2008