Shrimp Diver

When two men butt fuck then ejactulates in the guys butt and then the one guy takes a straw and sticks it up his butt and sucks the sperm out of his butt hole..

Wow , your a great shrimp diver ....

by Shrimper March 11, 2005

doverspike

A sex panther. Male with large radius of pheromone aura.

Bill Clinton was a real doverspike

by hottatratttttttt October 26, 2011

Bus Drivers Bum

Bus Driver's Bum
Have you ever seen a bus driver with a small arse - no, because they are always sat on it!
So this applies to someones whose arse is that bloody big, that it can easily effect tides and cause a solar eclipse.

Good god! Look at the bus drivers bum on that!

by The Dazzler May 6, 2006

Divergence 2020

a complete wasteman who can't dunk, sing, or do well in history. How bout you learn to sing bud.

guy 1: Have you heard Divergence 2020 sing?
guy 2: nah lemme hear
guy 1: *plays Divergence's shitty ass ocean's rise*
guy 2: *Dies from cringe*
guy 1: *rips off face mask*

guy 1 becomes Ayomide
Yes, smash that subscribe buttonnnnn

by divergence2020 hater #3 November 17, 2017

Dumpster Diver

Someone who plays some of the crappiest video games available because of a single or small amount of redeeming features.

voice 1: "Did you see what game John was playing last night? It was absolute garbage."
voice 2: "Wow! What a dumpster diver!"

by Hellion_Blade May 18, 2016

Bad Drivers

Grown adults who can't master the incredibly simple skill of putting your hands on the steering wheel and applying pressure on the gas with their feet, or using the insane innovative gadget known as a turn signal, or understand what a red octagon sign means. Thanks to them, the roads are a battleground where driving properly yourself isn't enough to be safe. You're lucky to go even a day without running into someone who totally messes up something simple on the road. We all mess up sometimes, it's understandable, but if you're constantly hearing horns, you may just be a bad driver, so please get off the road until you learn how to drive properly. Also, no one over the age of 85 should drive. It's irresponsible and dangerous.

Bad Drivers are annoying. It's no longer possible to drive in peace, and following the rules is no longer enough.

by broke ass happy man October 22, 2020

muff diver

to lick a womans other lips, to bury yourself in a womans fanny, eat the beaver

that joemust be a pretty good muff diver by now, he's always muff diving with his girlfriend kate

by samwise the cunning July 23, 2008