Dingle-dork

Something your supervisor says to show that he definitely doesn't LARP or live in his mom's basement

I just don't like dingle-dorking around and not get paid for it.

by HRbizness June 9, 2018

Dingle Doof

An actual idiot, typically a teen with little to no common sense.

Amanda is such a dingle doof, what she did was so stupid.

by Dingledoof October 25, 2019

dingle weed

Defined by Michael Bentine in the 1960s as a crop that is grown and, while young, is covered with a special cover to protect it from the harmful ultra-violet rays of the sun. It is harvested, threshed, thrubbed and washed and then carefully woven into a cover like material that is used to protect the young dingle weed from the harmful ultraviolet rays of the sun.

The dingle weed is woven into the cover that protects the young dingle weed from the sun.

by Peter Fynn January 20, 2009

Dingle douche

Similar to a dingle berry, a dingle douche is when vaginal discharge is not wiped properly, resulting in dingle douches. A dingle douche can be used as a noun only. This word can be used to describe someone who is very annoying and/or disrespectful.

One day, a grandmother walked into my store, asking if we sold anything to help her with her pain near her vagina. I recommended her to buy something to treat her possible dingle douches.

by magic32player August 18, 2009

Dingle Doodoo

Considerably larger than it's counterpart, the 'Dingle Berry', the Dingle Doodoo is a turd that refuses to drop into the toilet and would rather stay in your asshole. Quite often this unusual phenomenon is caused the drinking too much coffee. Treatment for this condition generally does not require any invasive procedures such as surgery. It can usually be extracted by using and entire roll of toilet paper, flushing five times, and taking a hot shower while using generous amounts of antibacterial soap to the rectal region.

"I'm sorry I'm two hours late for work but I had to extract a Dingle Doodoo."

by John The Kook April 28, 2010

Dingle Fairy

Airbourne poo particles, once attached to ones anal pubes, resulting from an over hauling blow.

dude check out this glorious dingle berr...(*FART*)...i mean dingle fairy. Oh and by the way he landed on your leg.

by Twinkle Choad January 31, 2012

Dingle-Berry Chin

Dingle-Berry Chin is when you are eating a girls pussy for so long that Dingle-Berries form on the chin.

I was going down on my girl freind for so long that i got Dingle-Berry Chin.

by Sir Isac Nuttin October 14, 2006